im extremely jealous of people who get to see the person they like on a daily basis
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Jayne. 22. Buffalo, NY. Ron Swanson is my tv twin and personal hero. Abed Nadir is also my tv twin. Neil deGrasse Tyson is also my personal hero. I really love nebulae. I relate better to fictional characters than real people. I often look at a camera that doesn't exist when I have no one to exchange meaningful looks with. I really like politics, anthropology, and TV. I pretty much only have one goal in life: see the world.
Raven understood what being a teenager was really like.
she should, she was in 8th grade for like 5 years.
(Source: hollywoodsqueens)
(Source: animated-disney-gifs)
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I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.
my eyelashes are like that
pros:
- i don’t ever need mascara
cons:
- try getting one of those fuckers stuck in your eye
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“When Rainn’s on the exercise ball bouncing up and down, and I come over and I stab it with the scissors. In every other take we did, I stabbed it and it just slowly goes down. And the camera angle was that he just slowly ducked behind the thing and it was incredible. On the last take they were like “do one more.” And I remember going over and I went “boom”! And I must have hit the seam or something. And it exploded. He hit the ground as hard as I’ve ever seen a human hit the ground. If you go back and watch that episode, I just dive out because I am crying laughing.” - John Krasinski
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“ Sometimes, the very fact that young people, particularly young women, have money to spend is the thing that makes them seem ridiculous to the very people who would like to extract that money from them. Trendhopping that necessitates regular consumption and deep engagement on things that other people have deemed frivolous are traits that make consumers or users valuable to advertisers. But the assignment of financial value to those behaviors has never meant that we pass along any more deference to young people’s tastes as part of a larger bargain. ”
— Why did Yahoo do it? (via think-progress)
yay!! i found the missing ask. i queued it somehow… don’t know how that happened. oh well, it’s resolved.
Maybe he's as nervous as you are and doesn't know what he'll talk about either and he's kinda freaking out a little too because hes used to having other people around...you never know. Go and have fun and say it is what it is and at least if anything youll to see the animals so that's cool.
oy vey. idek what to think anymore. we’re rescheduling now because the weather’s supposed to be kind of yucky tomorrow. but now he seems quite excited!! what a roller coaster of emotion, i’m tellin’ ya.
and yes, there’s a new polar bear named Luna and really my main goal of this zoo trip is to steal her and raise her as my own.
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Obama a timelord
Tardis in the corner
Reblogged from cli-iii-zby
Originally posted by nerdynerdynerdynerd
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High Quality
- Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
- Me: Pass the Bechdel test.
Reblogged from welpineedsomebody
Originally posted by attackofopportunity
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idk what just happened. i answered an ask not even 5 minutes ago and it has disappeared into the night. it’s nowhere to be found. and i thought maybe i answered privately, but it was anon, so that’s not possible. WHERE ARE YOU MYSTERY ASK
